Mary Cathleen Collins has done pretty well for herself. You probably know her better by her stage name, Bo Derek. Not everyone can reveal most of what you need to know about her life in four sentences. On the David Letterman show, she once  said,

“I was 16 when I quit high school. I didn’t really mean to quit. I spent a month going to the beach surfing and sunbathing while I was supposed to be in school: when I got caught my mom was furious. I started to go back to school, and I was really enjoying it, and then I went to go do this film with John in Greece…”

Seven years after going to Greece with John Derek, including a couple of years living in Germany where co-habitating with her future husband wouldn’t be problematic, she was reinvented as Bo Derek, snagging her iconic role in the movie 10. The rest, as they say is history. She became a hot property after her defining role, was subsequently cast in a few generally forgettable films, but eventually parlayed her popularity from 10 into a career serving as spokesperson or ambassador for various organizations.

So how is she qualified to be on the California Horse Racing Board (CHRB)? There is a reality to the appointments to most state boards and commissions. For the most part, the people who make it are either politically or personally connected to the Governor, or are being pushed by someone who is. In the case of horseracing commissions, it is also common for some members to have had long involvement as owners or breeders. which for the most part is seen as acceptable preparation for a body like the CHRB.  Ms. Derek was apparently less chosen for her race horse experience and political connections than being a member of the Hollywood community where former California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger apprenticed for his job, since her bio doesn’t go into much more depth than she owns Andalusians and has loved riding horses since she was young. The other six board members are something of a mixed bag.

The Chairman of the CHRB, Chuck Winner, came from a public relations background, founding the firm Winner and Associates. He began his career in the political world, working within the legislative and executive branches of the state and federal governments, and in senior management positions in numerous national, state and local campaigns.

The vice-chair, Richard Rosenberg, was the executive vice president of the William Morris Agency from 1992 to 2005, an agency that primarily represented Hollywood types, and primarily spent his career in that field.

Madeline Auerbach was the head of the Thoroughbred Owners of California, and has been involved for many years in horse ownership and breeding.

Steve Beneto has owned a plane rental business and has been a small-time race horse owner for decades.

Jesse Chopper was a professor of law at the University of California at Berkeley before coming to the CHRB. He has been a long-time horseracing fan, and had been looking for an appointment to the CHRB for a while. Upon his appointment he said, “I’ve loved the sport ever since my colleague, Larry Sullivan, took me to Golden Gate Fields in the late 60s. I was particularly fascinated by the challenge of handicapping, as well as the excitement of the horses coming down the stretch, and the whole atmosphere of the racetrack.”

George Krikorian worked in real estate for many years, and then opened a chain of movie theaters. He also has owned race horses for a long time, including Box Office Girl, Star Billing and Starrer.

It’s not up to me to determine if the CHRB has the ideal membership, but its composition is typical of racing boards around the country.

With the Breeder’s Cup at Santa Anita, it seemed natural to name Bo Derek as an “Ambassador to the Breeder’s Cup.” Her job was mostly to be Bo Derek, appear on the awards stand, hand out a trophy or two. Unfortunately, the Breeder’s Cup must have had an incredible brain cramp, because they decided Bo Derek should present the award to the winner of the Dirt Mile.

The favorite for that race was Goldencents, and he may have been the most logical favorite of the entire Breeder’s Cup suite of races. You can’t concede a race to any horse before it is run, but pretty much every serious handicapper recognized that Goldencents was bet correctly at 3-5.

The issue was not with Goldencents, but his regular trainer, Doug O’Neill. O’Neill had been cited by the CHRB for what they originally thought was a “milkshaking” violation for the horse Argenta. O’Neill decided to fight the citation, and pushed back hard against the CHRB. It was a messy battle and over the course of the year it took to ultimately resolve the issue there were some hard feelings on both sides (see my October 15 blog piece, TCO2 and Argenta). The point here is that Bo Derek was a horrible choice to present the trophy, especially given the high likelihood she was going to have to present it to the team that had recently gone through one of the more acrimonious cases decided by the CHRB.

That boneheaded move by the Breeder’s Cup was bad enough, especially since Ms. Derek should have immediately recognized the potential for, at the very least, an uncomfortable situation and been astute enough to tell the BC folks, I don’t think I would be the best person to present the award to WC Racing and O’Neill’s assistant, Leandro Mora.

Unfortunately, Ms. Derek decided to wait until they had reached the award stand for the Dirt Mile to express that sentiment, turning to Santa Anita President, Tom Ludt and saying, “I can’t believe you would have me give the trophy to these guys.” The blood drained from Ludt’s face when he realized she said it loud enough for the connections to hear it, and later he apologized to the principals. But, as the old saying goes, that horse had left the barn.

It’s hard not to be critical of Bo Derek as a CHRB member on a number of counts. Other than loving horses, about as low a bar as one could set for a commissioner, she seems to have very little in her background that suggests she has the depth or critical thinking skills to make an effective commissioner. For example, in CHRB meetings she has said that any trainer with a positive test is a cheater, which if nothing else points out she has a special enmity for trainer O’Neill. It’s hard to find someone who defends her abilities as a commissioner.

Chuck Winner has recognized some of the public relations problems horseracing has, and I understand at least part of the attraction of having Bo Derek on the Commission is that she is recognizable as “that 10 woman” by pretty much everyone over 40. She provides visibility to a sport in dire need of some way to attract players. But I believe once you’ve exposed yourself publicly as having personal biases, you have no business as a decision-maker. Certainly, you wouldn’t think the CHRB needs a member who blurts out something so inappropriate at the exact moment she should be acting in the best interests of Santa Anita and the Breeder’s Cup.

Bo Derek may have a soft spot for horses, but it’s long since time for her to step down from the CHRB. She was thrown into the deep end six years ago and this last incident makes it clear that while she may have public appeal in some quarters, she has worn out her welcome on the administrative side of horseracing.